SILLY MID OFF

Dick has started to send in some jokes so we have set up this new section for Jokes, funny stories from cricket matches, cartoons etc., etc.................................. 

If you have any really funny stories, please send them in.

Patient: "Doctor, doctor, I've got a cricket bat stuck in my ear.

Doctor: "How's that?" Patient: "Don't you start."

You need glasses,' growled the dismissed batsman as he passed the man in the white coat. 'So do you, mate,' answered the man. 'I'm selling ice cream.'

'I can't understand it,' said the dismissed batsman. 'The ball hit my head and first slip caught it and the umpire gave me out.'
'I know,' said his friend. 'Sometimes they go by the sound.'

You've seen worse ?

The nervous young batsman was having a terrible time and was lucky to still be at the crease. During a lull, he stammered to the wicket keeper, 'Well, I expect you've seen worse players.'

Silence....

First slip added 'he said I expect you've seen worse players.'

'I heard him the first time. I was just trying to think.'